Friday, August 21, 2009

It's friday

I got a job...I got a whole bunch of shit to do at that job...and I am probably going to leave work late once again. Another friday, another summer weekend here, and one week closer to the cool weather of autumn. Just the thought of it strikes me with a wave of melancholic emotion. I mean honestly we haven't had a summer and here it is almost September...

How does it go by so quickly? Not like we had much of a summer anyhow up here. With all the rain, the cloudiness, and the lack of beach weather, it's almost as if we went on vacation to somewhere nice for a couple of weeks only to come back at the blink of an eye...but wait, we didn't go anywhere, the summer came and went without so much as a conversation...

The days it was raining, you couldn't go out (i left my windows open cause the day started off nice then rained hard, not a happy camper). The days when it was sunny, the humidity was unbearable; you practically had to grow gills to walk around here. And the days when you could bear it, you were inside, working, behind a desk, or in a lab, without windows....



Moral: makes you want to bash your head up against this screen doesn't it...don't do it, they'll win...

Keep dancin'

Thursday, August 20, 2009

No left turn........

Whaaaaatttttteeeeeeevvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaa...I don't understand why they post signs for no left turn, on the right side of the fucking road??!! Seriously, especially at a T-intersection! Who the fuck in their right minds looks to the right, when they are turning left on a T-intersection?

And not only that, it's not even at eye level from your car seat....it's fucking 12 feet high, so not only do you have to look right, you also gotta look up, to figure out if you can turn there or not! That's fucking bullshit! And getting pulled over for that shit is even more bullshit...

I remember my boy Yanitz and I were driving one day, he took a left turn and out of no where we got pulled over. Not knowing what we did the Sargent told us that we disobeyed a sign. What fucking sign? The one over there by where you turned. There's no sign there. Yes there is - it's on the right, about 12 feet up...why would they put a sign up there? cause they felt it the proper location to fuck Massachusetts in the ass even more...



Moral: Like they weren't getting enough money from our checks, taxachussetts comes through again...

Keep dancin'

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tasty, and Refreshing...

Starbucks. I know, it's my Achilles heal! But what can I say, those fockers put out a very good product. And I loves me a good product. I advocate a good product! So what is it now? What concoction did I manage to come up with? It's not too fancy, like the mocha frap with extra shots of mocha and mocha drizzle in the cup with chocolate whip cream...noooooo....not that much sugar in this...

Half and half - iced green tea and lemonade, with no water and no sweetener! I know, it's money. I can't say I came up with it myself though, Arizona teas actually came up with it. But I feel as though I am the first one at Starbucks to put it together. In fact, one of my favorite Batista's was telling me how she has never heard of it...EVVVAAAAAHHHH...

So what's it taste like? It's different, interesting, complex, naturally sweet, tangy, caffeinated, overall just refreshing! Perfect drink in the summer for the 100+ weather day we just had in the Northeast. Watch tomorrow it's going to drop to 60 and change...Fuckin New England weather...but until it does, i would provoke anyone to give it a try, at least a tall...



Moral: I don't always drink greenTea/Lemonade, but when I do...it's usually made by Arizona...but since they are too sugary i'll probably grab one from bucks!

Keep dancin'

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Aftermath...

The day started off strong and kept going strong. I felt focused and was getting a fair amount of work done, got my strawberry banana vivano from bucks and was moving. Then, before i knew it, it hit me, like a mack truck! I was dragging ass like you wouldn't believe.

And then it happened, closing time! About 6ish I left work en route to get a few things done and ate some fantastic chicken with salted skin and baked zucchini with a second side of mac and cheese...i just dug in. Yanitz' was eatin proper but I couldn't help myself. I had corn bread staring at me. A leg that was nice and crispy, skin all fatty and greasy, the napkin was stickin to my finger...i leave energized...

I've regained my strength. Still wallowing in the aftermath of the wedding, I meet with the group for the first time since reviewing our work. Dwardo stares at the pages, intensely absorbing the material that was marked up. We kicked back more ideas. We gained more ground. We're closer to the end zone, the defense is going to let up soon...



Moral: speaking of Defense, I have my fantasy draft this weekend, any thoughts?

Keep dancin'

Monday, August 17, 2009

What do you think about Tikanis T-shirts?

And that was it...the wedding was off...i couldn't contain myself, as hard as I tried I just couldn't. I was giggling like a little school boy who had just seen his first playboy at the age of 7, Deynek and I made an astute observation that lead to a long and hearty chuckle by a comment that was unanticipated and delightfully welcomed....welcome, welcome....

From then on the action was on...we eagerly awaited the bride and groom outside, sweating profusely while the autumn sun beat down on us severely as we were ready to embark on a party of high anticipation. JoJo and Yildoe walked out. f-14s paused. Doves flew. Rice was thrown. Speeches were made, kertsis were kertsed, jean-claude van damme's were clapped, bottles were popped, and when the bottles finished popping...we found a solution...send someone to get more vodka...

AND WE DID! Victorious, we rose, like the mythical phoenix once beaten, giving second wind breathing even more life into the party than any one man can breath. Luckily there were 200 plus to help out...and when you thought that the party couldn't get any more fired up...it dropped...



Moral: Shawwwwttyyyy fiiiirrreee burrnnniinnnn on the dance floorr.....OHHHH OHHHHH...Congrats JoJo and Yildoe...I pray you find love and happiness every morning you awake and every evening you fall sleep, together!

Keep dancin' cause we still haven't stopped