Saturday, January 31, 2009

Miggida miggida miggida Mac

Yesterday night I needed carbs. Loads of it...ate 4 slices of sporky and a slice of margarita from bertucci's topped off with a 5 layer chocolate cake...oh yeah i needed the grease! Needless to say I was in a food coma, sipping on black with ice, watching the C's take on the bad boys of detroit...

Game ends, C's win, and I start to drive home when my boy Sarg convinces me that we have to attend Celine's birthday (shoutout) so i throw on some BPM, clean up and head out...

We get to the party and start drinkin some glen 12 neat (amazingly smooth) and partake in the festivities when all of a sudden the jam hits...Kris Kross' JUMP JUMP!!!! Instantly I travel back into the 4th grade when my best friend and I were on our way to the movies (sidekick with Chuck Norris...yeah) for our friend's birthday (Thank again Narini)...and we decided that it was a genious fuckin idea to wear our clothes like Kris Kross...yeah....



Moral: To be greasy you have to dress greasy...and sometimes uncomfortably...that's the tax you pay for grease....

Keep Dancin'

Friday, January 30, 2009

Pinkey rings, chest hair and the lion's mane...

The title pretty much telegraphs where I'm going with this....

If you want to be greasy, pinkey rings, chest hair and the lion's mane are the fastest, simplest and retroactive way to pronounce your grease to the world. Pinkey rings are tough to wear. They are sometimes accompanied by long nails, and for those of you who are in the know, know what long pinkey nails are used for....GETTING THOSE NASTY BOOGERS....i know you were all thinkin coke nail.....moving on...

Being middle eastern, technically asia minor but whatevah, we are very blessed, yeah i said it, we're blessed, with chest hair, so you know what....BACK IT UP....we're blessed with carpet that keeps us warm in the winter and greasy in the summer...and to be quite honest with you its actually healthy, chest hair helps with your bodily perspiration, pushing out toxins...so yeah, you know you want more...

And a final not everyone, the ladies really dont like the tough brittle hair. I know it's difficult work caring for the lion's mane so to be as greasy as possible I use vidal sassoon shampoo and conditioners....work on the feathered look, it's is where it's at...end of discussion...

Here's an example of what said greasy model would look like.....


Moral: The greasy can always get greasier...shirt over the shoulder to flaunt it all is the sandbag, ie the check-raise, of greasy...

Keep dancin'


Thursday, January 29, 2009

I'm Posting I'm Posting.

Ladies and gentlement,

I would like to apologize to Jazz and Zany for not posting. Todays post is about a man who needs to introduction. The Legendary Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the epitome of Spiciness. If you have never seen a Bruce Lee movie then you won't know what I am talking about. His martial arts style until this day is unmatched. His fighting is considered to be Art. Please watch the small clip below and you will see that sometimes to be Spicey means to be like Water.


Jack your body!

Walkin down the strip of casino's in atlantic city a few years back I heard some very cool cats mixing it up on some pots, pans and buckets...you know the sidewalk drum and bassers...it literally makes me want to Jack my body...

True to form I begin to dance on the sidewalk, literally bugging out mid day on the pier listing to some awesome jungle from a 15 year old boy. Usually you think when you hear something so good it's gotta be someone older, more experienced much more soul, well this kid was rocking it, and I was right there experiencing it all, we were a duet now, at least for a few more minutes.

So I figure hopefully some more people will come around listen to the music watch me dance and tip the boys hat...i mean I wouldnt have been dancing (well maybe I would have) had he not been playing....

Anyhow set's over, kid goes on break, I give him daps people are clapping excited, beautiful sun shining you know, should be in a film type shit...I start walking back to the hotel with my buddies when a lady comes up along side me, sneaks a 5 spot in my hand and says thanks for the entertainment...

Moral: Getting greasy on the boardwalk always guarentees action...

Keep dancin'


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sometimes...

You wake up in the morning to see fluffy white death all over everything...put on your tim boots and your body suit...go out to shovel and to warm up the car....then, and then...the fantastic voyage we set on through the salt and dirt covered slush on the pavements of the massachusetts highway....only to do it all over again 8 to 9 hours later when it's time to leave work...


WELL NOT TODAY! Today I took the day off and i am gleefully sitting here on my dump, already through two wonderful movies (the great debaters and ressurecting the champ)...really warms me in fact...you know like a nice cold beer just sends that cool sensation down your body only to be overcome with, well, excitation...

kinda like this........


Moral: If you want more head on your beer like these greasettes, drink wheat not malt...
Keep Dancin'

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Circa 1998....

I got nastalgic this morning while driving to work listening to a fantastic track....first the story...

Circa 1998 myself and 2 other friends were on a fantastic voyage to the city of york for a basketball/volleyball tourney. We were lodging at the grimiest most slimiest place, where else, but the raddison near laguardia airport...awesome right...well at least the roaches enjoyed the continental breakfast more than we did...

This one night the hotel party got canceled so my 2 friends and I were stuck hanging out in our room watching sports center late night edition. At this point we were regurgitating statistics of the nascar races that were taking place...until there was a knock on our door....AT 4AM!

So we open the door only to have our other boy, V-dawg, bust in with a boom box blasting the following track on World Music Volume 4 (don't quote me on the volume #)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdndHdCwqNw (fast forward to a minute 16 people)

Yes...ZILEVO!!!!!!!!!! V-dawg begins the classic greek dance at 4am in the morning jumping from one bed to the dresser back onto the bed...all in his skivvies...

Moral: Answering the door at 4am is risky....but the rewards are very greasy!

Keep dancin'

Monday, January 26, 2009

A palindrome for you all

Friends

Dawn until dancing

Long night all scotch drinking

People having fun

--GET GREASY--

People having fun

Drinking scotch all night long

Dancing until dawn

Friends

Moral: To succeed in life, appreciate the grease that comes with it....

Keep dancin'

Sunday, January 25, 2009

From Manti to McNuggets

I know I know...how...you know what, at 3am you aren't going to make Manti after drinking, dancing and laughing for the past 6 hours...so we hop in the car, drive on over to the closed Mickey_Ds and hit up the late night 24 hour menu......

You know I would nevahh eat theaaahh, well at least during the normal operating hours but no one can say they dont appeeerciate the gheeerrrsy fuuuhhrred nuggets covered in the sweetest combination of sauces...if you don't understand check out the link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eN9KP6lOZs

Moral: Some nights being greasy doesnt cut it...some nights you gotta apperrrchiate gettin gheerrrrssy!!!!

Keep Dancin'