Saturday, January 24, 2009

Manti

As I sit here enjoying my short story from arturo fuente with its complexity, flavor and overall blend while watching in my opinion one of DeNiro's best performances in Raging Bull, I can't help but focus on the hunger that is growing within me.

A hunger that only one of the most amazing dishes ever to have been created. Manti! If you have never had Manti you are definitely missing out. Little dough balls filled with ground beef, parsley, onion and ground pepper swimming in a potent mix of thick home-made yogurt and minsed garlic sauce topped with butter and an amazing garnish of sumac....to understand the yearning for this plate, I can only compare it the first time you are in philadephia with some friends, go over to the greasiest cheese steak house...order that steak and wiz...pick it up to have the grease running through your fingers as you consume a heart attack...

Who am I kidding...comparing manti to anything is blashemy....take a look for yourself and decide...


Moral: If your wheel is squeeking, some of this grease will fix it right up...
Keep dancin'

Friday, January 23, 2009

How to eat a cupcake....the wrong way....

Kinda like how do you eat your reeces...there are many ways of eating a cupcake but one of them is definitely not greasy!

Yesterday evening while spending some QT with people I heart (inside joke, you had to be there) there were a plethora of cupcakes sitting on the table waiting to be devoured...well one by one they were being relished by many of the guests, eating them in all sorts of fashion....

One person was lickin it off, the other was swallowing it whole....and then there was this one person (who ate 3 cupcakes BTW) who would not eat the frosting...she removed the frosting off all three of the cupcakes...

Now this wasn't any frosting people, this was some super mega fantastic frosting...mouth watering, lip licking, give me a vat of this and leave me in peace so i can go into a sugar coma type mmm mmm sweet goodness....stuff that you want to spread all over someone and explore their body with...stuff that you would not waste slamming the birthday person's face in because you want every ounce of it in your mouth...

Moral: If you want to keep it civl, eat the cupcake frosting and all, if you want to keep it greasy go get that vat....oh i think it was betty crocker for those of you interested...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

LOL, ROFL, BFN, IMHO and many more...

Anyone one who uses a computer knows what I'm talking about, yes that's it...CMEC (Computer Mediated Emotions Communication). Ladies and Gentlemen we have to Unite Together to put an end to CMEC. Ten years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America's improbable experiment in democracy. They called it America Online. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape trannies and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence . We can no longer dis-honnor these people, We must Unite. The TIME IS NOW! LETS ALL PUT AN END TO VERBAL CMEC.

God Bless America!

How does he call it????

SHOTGUN.....

Yes, how does he call it? The art of calling out shotgun is the most difficult skill to master in a goofbag's arsenal. To properly execute said shotgun one must be on a driving surface and within stones throw of the car...Now, this is all well and good, but I know you all are saying to yourselves, yeah Sarvelous, shotgun, great, where's the grease...

Patience...that's when calling gun gets greasy, with patience...here's what happened today...Leaving for lunch today I offer to drive and my friends Sargent, Captain Stan, Tommy Popcorn, and the Limerick Loverboy are coming with...Popcorn initiations conversation with Sarg before exiting the building...Sarg, astute to Popcorn's flank, listens attentively and asks to make a suggestion just before stepping onto the driving surface...Popcorn abides to listen to Sarg's suggestion only to hear the word....GUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

Popcorn stood in disbelief...

MORAL: You can only get greasier by playing a greasier opponent....

Keep dancin'

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I think its about time....

Acutually it is a bit overdue, but I had to get you all warmed up before things got really greasy up in here. Now this topic will be spanned over time at random intervals whenever I feel the urge to discuss it...and today I feel the urge...

Ready for it...Power Staches...yeah you read that right...powerful mustaches...People say that mustaches are grandfathered in, like if you lived in the 70s you supported a mustache and its still ok to rock that stache now, but if you were born in the 70s or 80s, you simply cannot rock one...now you see why this is going to be spanned over some time randomly...

I will start you off with a very powerful stash...the Magnum






Moral: The Magnum, slash, gaggle-of-chesthair, is difficult to accomplish however yields highly greasy and powerful results...

keep dancin'

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

As my mind wonders...

During the course of my lunch today I was answering emails, both personal and work related, coordinating some things I had to get done during the rest of my work day with colleagues. I shot a message over to my friend, Popcorn, asking if a lab tool was open for use and he replied with the following..."Nope." To which I replied to with, "Awesome."....

Normally that is the end of a conversation...but Popcorn had a surprise in store...he followed up my "Awesome" with "i left you a dookie pot pie to welcome you back to it too..."

To those of you who do not know what a dookie pot pie is...they are farts...after you are done baking the dookie pot pie, then you take it out of the oven....capeesh

Moral: It is always greasier to air your dirty laundry, then to keep it bottled up....

Keep dancin'

Steamy Nuggets


Ladies and Gentlemen...Announcing the newest member of the spice family,

Sawyer Spice!









Ability to leap over a coffee tables in a single bound, faster than a speeding mouse, more powerful than a Toyota Prius on steroids, and the ability to produce some of the steamiest nuggets known to man.

Monday, January 19, 2009

The sauce of life!

I go to my local diner up by my work for lunch...get me some scrambled eggs with everything in it, suasage, grilled peppers and onions, bacon, cheese, home fries, buttered toast...i'm talking the works here people...I ask the waitress for the essential the moment she brings over my food, she knows. She's seen me there before. She brings over the sexy bottle of Tabasco Sauce. That robust aroma. The watery and oily consistency. The explosion of taste on your pallette....yes that explosion....oh so greasy....

Moral: Food alone is pleasant, however adding tabasco flatters it...in an oh so greasy way...

keep dancin'

Sunday, January 18, 2009

G.I.T.

That's right....Grease In Training...i stumbled upon a fantastically greasy youtube clip of a porn star in the making...This kid has power....this kid has pazazz...he literally shows no mercy...when he is old enough I am passing this blog onto him....so without further adu...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpKa6v32mYg

Moral: Every man is the architect of his own future....this soon to be man is keepin it greasy!

Keep dancin'