Saturday, January 17, 2009

Courage

Courage is not skiing on ice, jumping from planes at low altitudes, or taming a lion...by webster's definition, courage is a mental or moral strength to venture, persevere, and withstand danger, fear, or difficulty....

This dog knows the meaning of courage as he goes into the tigers den....
























He's hangin' and bangin'....

Moral: Chowy's keepin it greasy!

Keep dancin'

Raw fish?

Behind the heavenly cloud of smoke that float before me, the cigar I have been smoking at the moment is the current number 1 cigar of the world, the Casa Magna. It's a fantastically complex cigar which gets better with each breath. Right at this moment there is so much going on in my life that I didn't hear my friends and family invite me out to sushi. I am hungry and will now quench this with a greasy barbeque...

Moral: The grease may cloud your eyes for the moment but once clear you will just want greasier!

Keep dancin'

Friday, January 16, 2009

The Kick Boxer

It was just brought to my attention that some of you may not know who the Kick Boxer is. Please take a look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgmUXbo2sLQ

Naxou Kow!... Naxou Kow!...Naxou Kow!

One of the greatest movies of the late 80's is The Kickboxer. I watched it 2 nights ago and now I have this urge to move to Bangkok, find Xian, tell him " Xian, I want Tong PO" and become the White Warrior and everyone will chant Naxou Kow! Naxou Kow! but,...then I looked over to my desk phone and realized that I ordered my buffalo chicken calzone and I'm gonna be late to pick it up. For now the only thing Spicey will be my lunch.

Till next time...Do it nice.

They're GRRRREEAT!!!!

If you can't figure out by the title then either my age is showing or you fools can't appreciate one of the best cereals of all time. If you need a hint, here it is, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxnpQFlsS4

I woke up this morning feeling great and so i got up only to find that my cereal box was empty. I was at the supermarket last night too and couldn't beleive I had forgot to get my stripes....How could I forget that mmm mmm goodness, the scrum-diddly-umptious taste that adults have grown to love!?!??!! So i get in my car, drive over to the closest convenience store, pick up that lovable tiger, and brought out the tiger in me!!!

Moral of the story...never leave home without the tiger....lack of grease will ruin your day...

Til tomorrow....keep dancin'

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Public service announcement...

Not only do canadians report UFO sightings once a month, take credit for the you are here arrow, and house the largest Ukrainian Easter egg....the also take credit for the phenomina of Alberta Clippers. By definition this fast moving low pressure system brings an arctic chill at high speeds with sharp cold fronts causing for temperatures to drastically lower...

Yes, the early bird gets the worm, however, waking up early to sub-zero temperatures not my cup of tea, so let someone else go outside first to let you know how cold it really is....remember....the second mouse gets the cheese....stay greasy!

And until tomorrow......keep dancin'

Beacon...Cheese.....Grill.....Heart attack?

What do these 4 things have in common you say?

You guessed it! The Burnt Finger BBQ. I wounder what the person who decided to make this was thinking.
" Well I woke up this morning and I was cravin some pig, so I killed ma pig stuffed it with cheese threw on the grill and Yeeeehaa" " I dedicate my first one to George Dubuya"



















Wednesday, January 14, 2009

BBC MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE!

In the words of the great Austin Powers..allow myself to introduce myself. Spicey Ass is me llamo, but you can call me Spice. I have extensive experience in HARD CORE CLUBBING. Throughout this BaLOG I will be teaching all of you all about glow sticks, straws, appropriate gear and if your lucky I will share with you some of my stunna moves, so stay tuned for lesson 1.

Keep it nice and Spicey

-Spice

day 2 of this expedition

one, two.....one, two, three, four....lookin' good....not too shabby...get in my car and drive to work and to no surprise i get stuck in traffic at which point my eyes start to wander and i begin to start seeing things like chevy chase in christmas vacation, i'm no longer surrounded by the snow covered hillsides of 93 north, i'm driving up greener pastuers in hawaii and christy brinkly is in the lane beside me....

a horn honks, i awake from the day-dream, look to my right, christy brinkly winks at me, i wink bank and drive to work...moral of the story, stay greasy!

Until tomorrow....keep dancin'
Sarvosh

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

welcome

As the title mentions....it began in afrika....here's the link for those of you nonjungle heads out there....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ycBqQw2qo

This is my first of many posts....they will be greasy, they will b grimy....so stay tuned, i'll be right back after i get my testicles laminated....